If you don't like it, don't answer it. We begin with CUD GM Rod Flanders in the ring. ‘Last week, I sent a statement to Mayor. And let me say Mayor, out of all the cowardly things you have done, this is the biggest. Now, your’e substituting Archie for yourself. But I will show him why I am the GM of the best show and that I can do more.” As he said that, Archie along with WWE Champ Tony the Tiger & Jughead came out. “Yeah right. I AM a wrestler. Who needs to be a GM when I have beaten up Cookie plenty of times. And the champ behind me will beat Cookie again this Sunday at Fantasy No Way Out. And now he’s making a war with Jigsaw? Trust me, I know that man, and he is one crazy SOB. Face it, your boy Cookie is washed up.” “You did that on cheap shots. But, since you’re so confident, how about you, Tony, Jughead, & Jigsaw can face me, Cookie, Courage, & some one else who I will decide later.” Tony took the mic from archie. “Rod, you are making a huge mistake, but your mistake is our win. So, pick whoever you want, it doesn’t matter. We’ll beat you no matter what.” The three left laughing at our GM. We then go to the first match as Fat Albert, Chuck Norris, & Jackie Chan against Billy, Puddin, & Irwin (all from Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy). It was a great match. Albert, Norris, & Chan easily beat Billy & the Big Bad & Beautiful (BBB) pretty easily. After the match, George Foreman came out to join the three and fight the BBB to the back. Then, Grover, Terrell Owens, Fat Bastard, & Eduardo came out and attacked Albert. They had him bleeding a little bit when Kool Aid Man came out. They ran out the ring and wnet up the ramp, but Jolly Green Giant came out from the back, so they ran down the ramp, only to be trapped by the two. Fat Albert then got up, without them knowing, and hit a moonsault from the top rope onto Grover & co. on the hard floo.r Kool, Giant, & Albert took advantage of this and beat them all to a pulp. They left as medics came out to check on the 4. We then go to a triple threat divas match as Starfire, Kim possible, & Mandy all face off. It was a phenomenal divas match. Starfire was dominating and was about to win when Ron Stoppable came from the crowd and distracted her. Luckily, Robin came to save her, but it was too late, as Kim got up and gave her a Facebuster to get the win. After that, Hippolyta, Hillary Clinton, Kim Sul-Song, WWE Women’s Champ Cammy, CUD Women’s Champ Erin Esurance, & Jane came and started a huge women’s brawl, setting the tone for this Sunday huge women’s title match. Then, a girl with a steel chair and knocked everyone out. She got a mic and said, “I am the 10th contestant in the contest and I will be revealed this Sundya, when I win that title.” She left with all her opponents lying in the ring. Billy the Kid & CUD Tag Champs Burger King & Big Mac faced Odie, Grinch, & Frosty in a great 6 man tag match after that. Kid, & the champs were dominating when Clank came out to distract the ref. Ratchet & Robin the Frog came out and beat down Kid & the champs. Robin hit a Frog Splash on King before leaving. Whe the ref turned around, Odie had him pinned. After the match, all 6 of them beat on the 3, before leaving them and the ring a bloody mess. It was main event time as Tony the Tiger, Archie, Jughead & Jigsaw faced Cookie, Rod Flanders, Courage & special guest. As the match started, only Cookie, Rod, & Coruage came out. But before the bell rang, none other than Fantasy Smackdown GM Foghorn Leghorn came out, apparently the 4th person! Cookie, Rod, Foghorn, & Courage surprisingly dominated. They won after Rod hit a Flanders Kick (Scissors Kick) on Jughead. After the match, the winners continued their attacks on their enemies. Cookie gave Tony a Cookie Driver on the announcer’s table. Foghorn hit Jughead over and over with a chair. Rod put Archie’s neck on the top rope and gave him a Flanders Kick from the turnbuckle, choking him and making him fall onto the hard floor. Courage took out a sledge hammer with tacks, shards of glass, & rusty nails glued to the front with barbed wire wrapped around the rest of the top part. As he hit Jigsaw with it, he yelled, “You’ll be feeling a lot of this this Sunday! This is my weapon of choice!” We end the show as King Cookie, Courage, Rod, & Foghorn beat on the other four. Locked Up Lineup: Women’s Gauntlet Match Beatdown Tag Champs Grimace & Hambugler defend vs. Sonic & Knuckles Canadian Champ Ray Lewis defends vs. Barak Obama Hell in a Cell Match: Han Solo vs. Jak & Mojo Jo Jo Last Chance Handcuffs Match: Chuck Norris vs. Billy IN Champ Garfield defends vs. Lil Wayne, Kim Jong, & Dr. Dre GM Rod Flanders vs. Archie Barbed Wire Ladder Match: Beatdown Champ King Arty defends vs. Johnny Bravo Weapons of Choice Match: CUD Champ Courage defends vs. Jigsaw Killer Hope you enjoyed and tune in this Sunday for Locked Up.