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What is you best line at the poker table to use?

I like these. "Call and it is all over baby"- Scotty Nguyen "Are you playing cards or pitch" - Doyle Brunson (Best one gets 10 points) Justin

When they are shuffling the cards too long say: "Are you trying to rub the hooters off that queen"?
I don't even GET Brunsons line, what the hell does playing pitch mean? Here's a couple I like. 'I hope for your sake you have good cards up your sleeve, because the ones in your hand are garbage'. 'Staring at your hand like that hardly ever makes the cards better, kid.' 'Are you sure you want to call? It doesn't have to end this way.' 'Fold now. Even if I'm bluffing I still have you beat.'
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." ~Steven Wright =D
When you have to fold, and you are hating that fact that you have to fold.. "Muck you!" When you win a pot because someone folded and they ask you what you had... "I had two cards...what did you have?"
The less you bet the more you lose when you win
"There's no shame in folding, boys" said if you are first to act. "Check to the raiser!" used as a ploy to get people to check behind you 'cause they forgot if there was a raiser and out of nowhere i will just say "Good luck all in!" again a ploy to take advantage of the players not paying attn. who would maybe have played their hand another way